Debbie on Close Calls

I know three posts in one day is excessive. However, I've been waiting for a good Debbie to post, and I have it.

I was sitting here checking airplane stuff (like I do) and Debbie comes back to her desk and starts saying, "Oh Lawad...Oh Lawd...Thank ya Jesus, thank ya..."

I said, "Debbie...what are you doing?"
She said, "Just praisin the lawad."
I said, "Why? What for?"
She said, "Becawaz, I'm SUPPOSTA!"
[ahahahaha...so true]
She said, "I'm just takin ya ta church ova hare-UH."
I busted out laughing.
She said, "Wha had happened was, I had lost a set of aircraft parts, but then I found them...OOOH THAnk ya Jesus! Thank ya JAY-UH-ZUS"

This is right after she can't stop SINGING "Pop, Lock, and Drop It" and "A Bay Bay" all afternoon.



I love her. She makes my LIFE right now. Seriously.