man vs. south carolina

For those of you who have not seen the new show on Discovery, Man vs Wild, Bear Grylls hosts a show that conveys to the viewer how to survive in nature, especially in dangerous and life threatening situations. He goes all over the world to shoot these episodes.

The Husband just clicked our TiVo to one and he said, "Hey babe, this one is in Florida." The conversation proceeded to go as follows:

Me: "aaaahahahaha, Florida?! Not the Outback or the Sahara Desert? Yeah, I guess it is the worst state in the union!"
The Husband: "No, what he needs to do is do one showing how to survive in South Carolina on I-95 in the middle of the night."
Me: "haaaaahahahaha."

- for anyone who has come to visit us, you know how INCREDIBLY scary SC is. -

Me: "How would that go?"
The Husband: "It would involve showing how to disinfect and cook roadkill...how to make shelter out of tire tread from 18 wheelers...how to use metal shards to keep away the locals..."
Me: "aaaaahahahahah that would be so great."

Just another day in the life...