These past two days have been crap-tastic. Basically, I feel like my brain is FRIED. I feel like it's the end of exam week or something.
Yesterday at lunch, Billy told me that I had a package that I needed to go pick up at the post office. I asked him if he could run the ticket out to me from our apartment when I get home to work so that I could run quickly and pick it up before they closed. He said he would. I followed that conversation up by asking him which post office was closest to our apt because I didn't want to be gone for too long. "Should I go downtown or...the one on Eisenhower?" He just stared at me. I said, "What?" He said, "MAYBE you should go to the one that HAS your package?"
[Duh.]
Then, later in the afternoon, I proceeded to dial into a conference call that I have once a week at 2pm. I sat waiting for the host to arrive and conference everyone. I listened to the same 10 seconds of elevator music for about 6 minutes before I realized that the host wasn't coming because the call isn't on Tuesdays. It's on Wednesdays.
[Great.]
THEN, today, I was getting ready to use the bathroom and my glasses fell INTO THE TOILET. I'm standing there thinking, "Seriously. I am staring at my glasses in the BOTTOM OF THE TOILET." I then thought, "Dear God, PLEASE don't let this thing randomly auto flush and push my glasses into the pipes." Luckily it didn't flush before I had time to REACH my hand INTO the toilet bowl and get them out.
[SICK.]
I'm concerned about driving home. It's days of having luck like this when I end up in the air conditioning vent of the car in front of me.
Ugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg.
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
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oh man - that's amazing. hope you got your specs cleaned off and disinfected - hahahahaha.
it's always better when you tell these stories in person. seriously. your facial expressions are PRICELESS.
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