got 'em all after the pickle...

(or alternately named, "What's the dill, pickle?" - a suggestion from the beyonce.)

The Beyonce and I were in a video rental location tonight, checking out our videos and the following conversation ensued:

Beyonce: So, does anyone actually buy those big pickles in plastic wrap?

Clerk: Believe it or not, they do sell well.

::beyonce and I stare in amazement::

Beyonce: I know they have hot and spicy ones at the other store on Abercorn...

Clerk: Yeah, we sell out of those regularly.

::beyonce and I stare again in amazement::

Me: Are you SERIOUS?!

Clerk: Yeah, there is a woman who comes in here on a regular basis and always buys 4. She has a kid that is always screaming for candy, but she just buys herself 4 pickles and leaves.

Me: That is amazing. I cannot believe that. Does she open it in the store and start eating it or does she wait until she gets in the car?

Clerk: She waits. If she did that in the store I'd probably vomit.

Me: That's understandable.

mmmmmmmmmmm...hot, spicy, crispy, AND firm.

Just how I like it. ;-)